Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Anonymous said: what do you do for a living exactly? run us through your entire day. From Waking up to going to sleep. you seem to live a very good life. you seem to take care of yourself. Also, you have everyone on tumblr taking cold showers now after their morning push ups now.

Well, technically I study pathogenic bacteriology, beginning my masters program. But my current position is in a molecular biology lab.

For those of you that didn’t have the pleasure of taking microbio, pathogenic bac are all the ones that make you sick. I got hired to work on a project studying possible genes that could affect whether or not a cow would shed Salmonella upon infection. I only got hired because I’m a faster way to get information on bacterial infections than a Google search. Anyway, my boss ended up liking me, I still work standby on projects he runs.

When I’m not doing that, I sew. I started a little hobby company making hankies in the summer of ‘12. It all kinda took off last year; we got more money than Davy Crockett. It’s fun. Easy to work when your job is your hobby.

So, anyway…

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People have been accusing me of being a hipster since the mid 90s. I’ve had more fun and enjoyment out of life in the time between then and now than those same people have, so… OK. You’re hickster at best.

The 90s? Damn, Luke. You were doing things before they were cool before doing things before they were cool was cool.

Anonymous said: Things girls do that you find cute?

Hmm. Taking shit gracefully is cute, but it’s also a necessity for any girl who won’t end up hating me by the end of the day. Watch the train scene in Casino Royale where Eva Green takes Bond’s best and pays it back with interest.

"How was the lamb?"
“Skewered; one can relate.”

That’s some love-at-first-sight stuff right there.

Anonymous said: Anyone you fancy on tumblr?

I’ve met plenty of great gals on tumblr, and I’ve had the pleasure of becoming friends with many of them. But yeah, I could pick a favorite.

Anonymous said: I envisioned you as an old country man from Colorado who likes jeans but then I saw a picture of you and you're a hipster just like the rest of us

I’d say I’m more “young country man from South Dakota who likes jeans.”

I can’t keep track of the ever-widening definition of hipster, but I listen to [what one follower told me was “so mainstream”] country music, I don’t bring red wine to house parties, and I’ve never voted for a third party candidate.

fallkirkshire replied to your post: I literally JUST got this same anon.

Plot twist, I sent it to you.

Anonymous said: Let's get married. Or eloped, I'm flexible.

What’s your Monday look like?